Dear Santa...

Your child's letter to Santa probably falls under one of the following categories.

• The Modest Request

  
  Submitted by: Chris
  Submitter Chris says that this was dictated by his almost-three-year-old son.

• The List Maker

  
  Submitted by: Minteer01
  Number five is a bit of heart-breaker.

• The Overly Specific

  
  Submitted by: Unknown
  Leave NO room for error!

• The Threatener

  
  Submitted by: Unknown
  Even the PONY looks angry.

• The Disappointed Rage

  
  Submitted by: Unknown
  Um...this child might just need some alone time right now.

• The Polite Inquisition

  
  Submitted by: Unknown
  "How much do you weigh?" ...So not a completely polite inquisition.

• The Open Invitation

  
  Submitted by: beernbiccies
  Everybody likes to feel welcome.

• The "Never Grow Up"

  
  Submitted by: Unknown (via _MorganFreeman_)